First a disclaimer: this was forwarded to me by a friend.
Valer kuberch kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek
nyongkamas at nutring, nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani
Kundol, jutola, jupo't jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa jobanox, nyustasa
Nyubuyax, nyomatis, nyowang at luyax
and around the keme ay fullness ng lingga.