Chickfight

Whereas Chicken Little JT has filed a petition for certiorari to suspend admissions of stray chicks into the coop;

Whereas Chicken Little KP has climbed to the roof of the barn to rally the other chicks to support Chicken Little JT;

Whereas Chicken Little N and AR are oblivious of the petition but N is likewise against Dark Duckling's presence in the barn;

Whereas Mother Hen has had enough of Chicken Little KP's constant high-pitched clucking and squeaking;

Wherefore be it resolved as it is hereby resolved that admissions to the prestigious coop is suspended indefinitely.

Dark Duckling is hereby ordered to vacate the barn and to observe a 10-kilometer radius no-entry zone.

So ordered by the Council of Elders this harvest season.