Tuesday, July 12, 2005

jueteng-novela

habang nanggagalaiti ang mga senador sa pagtatanong kay retired ch/supt restituto mosqueda, umanoy sangkot sa jueteng payola, ang mga nakikinig naman sa pagdinig, namimilipit sa kakatawa. taob ang crayola queen na si sandra cam sa eksena. heto ang ilan...

mosqueda: isang bahay ko na hindi naman mansion. made of light materials. kubo.
senator(habang nagpapakita ng photo ng isang tatlong palapag na mansion na pag-aari ni mosqueda): yan ang bahay kubo para sa yo?
mosqueda: that's my belief, your honor.

picture naman showing a wide shot of mosqueda's property, makikita sa picture ang isang hanging bridge.
senator: sa yo ba itong hanging bridge na ito?
mosqueda: e di naman akin yang property na pinapakita nyo e.
same picture, nag-zoom in lang.
mosqueda: yan ang property ko.

senator: do you have a house in manila?
mosqueda: i invoke my right against self-incrimination.
senator, in a louder voice: do you have a house in manila?
mosqueda, tinapatan ang lakas ng boses ng senator: i invoke my right against self-incrimination.
senator: if you dont answer, i will move to cite you in contempt of court. do you have a house in manila?
mosqueda: yes, your honor.

senator: ilan ang tauhan mo sa lupain mo?
mosqueda: 3.
senator: 3?
mosqueda: 3 families.

o di ba panalo? akala rin ata niya, nakakatawa ang isyu ng jueteng.

9 comments:

michaeljosh said...
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michaeljosh said...

It's great to laugh a little after a long day's work. Thanks for taking the time to transcribe.

Punzi said...

Mosqueda could have been a good undertaker... with the many holes he has dug himself into. Not even Sal Panelo could save him from... himself...

howie said...

napanood ko rin itong exchange, nakakatawa, nakakainis. hindi puedeng holier than thou itong sina enrile at jinggoy. enrile became a very rich man while a marcos man... and jinggoy, the name itself conjures recent sordid memories ;>

J. said...

Hindi ako nagmumura pero taena naman si Jinggoy ang kapal ng mukha. Kala mo diyos. Napanood ko iyong hearing sa tv. Buti na lang may remote iyong tv ko. Lipat kaagad ako sa Cartoon Network. Hayyy buhay. Pero bilib ko sa iyo, kaya mong upuan iyong ganon. :-)

Yupki said...

mare, sobrang nakakatawa ito... wait lang, na distract ako sa picture mo with imelda. hahahahaha

shiva said...

OMG how vile! doesn't mosqueda realize that his mere presence in the senate hearing IS incriminating?!

nakakabahala at nakakatuwang panoorin ang sarswela netong mga taong to. unfortunately tayo ang victims. so much for the parody!

overratedbitch said...

Only in the Island Philippines!

Dapat tayo ang political entertainment capital of the world!

Anonymous said...

Jinggoy Estrada?What do we expect? Grrrrr....such an #$$%hole.